After 25 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo on her. When she found out she said “Explain the dildo fool,” he said, “Explain the kids bitch.”
Im a 5 year old trapped in a 15 year old girls body! I enjoy watching Spongebob in the mornings while eating my fruity pebbles. Im real and honest i love being young, crazy and unpredictable. Life is to short so i tend to live life to the fullest.